Best Quote Ever

M. (the one with the suspension story below) was in lunch detention with me today (for a very benign reason- talking too much in class).

He walked in with his lunch and said, "Ms. S, what is a veggie burger?"

I answered that it is a burger patty made out of a vegetables or beans, with no meat.

He made a disgusted face and said, "Ugh. What's the POINT OF THAT?"

Hahahaha.